3. Honey
Applying honey on your hu-ha can prevent pregnancy. The honey will change the acidity of the vagina, making it hard for the sperm to swim to the egg. In ancient Egypt, women added crocodile poop to the honey before applying the mixture. This just screams yeast infection.
4. S1x during periods
It is messy, I know. Turns out, women enjoy s-x during their periods. To add onto the natural lubrication, it is said chances of a woman getting pregnant at this time are close to nil. If you attended a biology lesson, then you know this is a lie.
5. Squat and sneeze
Immediately after s-x, a woman is required to squat the sneeze. This movement is said to force out every single sperm from the woman’s veejay.
In ancient Greek, physicians recommended women to do this to shake the sperm out before fertilizing the egg. Women were also advised to jump up an down, and kick their feet against their bums, to avoid getting pregnant. How practical?