10. A Ring
More specifically, a wedding ring! I guess Beyoncé wasn’t lying after all, huh?
09. Beards
Added bonus: no more daily shaving for you, my friend!
08. Playing Guitar
What, you thought Keith Richards got laid because he looks like a Greek god?
07. Deodorant
Not really rocket science here – women like it if you don’t stink that stinky, rutting-buck stink. And so does everyone within an arm’s length of you.
06. A Sense of Humor
Make ‘em laugh, don’t make ‘em cry. Unless you make ‘em cry with laughter. That’s fine. Just make her enjoy herself, I guess.